Barefoot, pregnant chattel

The Bushists are throwing a bone to their radical fundie minions: Most contraception is abortion.

Why don't they just define conception as the gleam in daddy's eye?

A good rule of thumb, by the way: Anything the Family Research Council supports is medieval.

You know where this is going, right? For women, two options before menopause: virgin or pregnant. Because somewhere, someone might be enjoying sex for its own sake, and we can't have that.