No values

That's me. Anti-torture? Not a value. Pro-fairness? Are you kidding? Against offensive wars? That's not a value, dammit. I say 'fuck' and I love the word 'bullshit', so I can't be a values voter.

Instead, values voters are those who pray for a thump on the forehead from God. Lacking that, they'll settle for inflicting shame and celibacy on the rest of us. Oh, and low taxes.

Can we stop with the bullshit euphemisms and just call them conservative fundamentalist voters?