Eliot Spitzer is not going to have to sit in Rikers or even in Danbury, but David Vitter still sits in the U.S. Senate.
I gotta admit I would have been curious to see whether Spitzer's prison tats looked like Ashley Alexandra Dupré's. I'm sure the media would have been all over that story. If only...
Then they could have run all that art again.
Every time Eliot Spitzer is in the news for screwing his brains out, I wonder why David Vitter is not in the news for consorting with call girls, too. He was a two-time two-timer, besides.
I also wonder what their wives are doing still married to them.
I would have thought that Eliot Spitzer's tragic flaw was his ego, not his penis. I suppose the two are often linked, hence ham spam's constant appeals to the beleaguered egos of middle-aged men.
From CNN's reports, it looks as though Spitzer will try the David Vitter route on this and not resign.
Looks as though Jocelyn Elders was right about this age group, too.
Update: Maybe too much Viagra in his drinking water...
Update: Since I'm trying to blogwhore Sphere sites, this seems to be the perfect story. Some of the girls earn $5500 an hour. Jeez, what do they do for that much money? Do the Emperors Club VIPs sit around in their private clubs bragging about the exquisite expense of their call girls when single malt scotch and Cuban cigars have gotten too boring?
