Or, in this case, by their fruitcake ideas.
I'm not even sure all these wingnut Republicans really truly believe global warming is natural. Oh, sure, Michele Bachmann is vacuous enough to believe it, and so do many of the others, especially the idiots who've gone to fundie schools and have not even a passing acquaintance with science, at least not as anything other than a source of evil-ution and a punching bag for bullshit fundamentalist denial.
But surely some of these deniers are intelligent enough to understand the data. Those are worse than the sincere deniers. They are simply hypocrites who know what they have to say to be viable Teapublicans.
The fact that success in one of the two main American political parties requires a declaration of one's own stupidity - because so many of its base voters have chosen denial as their core epistemic principle - is truly frightening and a far greater existential threat than terrorism could ever be.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
By their fruits
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Who cares?
Obligatory media criticism: When was the last time you heard a reporter challenge a Republican with something that a loony leftist said?
(h/t Jezebel)
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Loyalty to the lie
Research has supposedly shown that conservatives are more loyal than liberals. I suspect that the problem is a bias in the object of loyalty. Conservatives may be more loyal to their tribe, while liberals are more loyal to their ideals.
In any case, conservatives have certainly proven loyalty to their favored lies and the liars who continue to propagate them long after they've been conclusively refuted:
Not long ago, if you told a whopper like [Sarah] Palin's and it was as thoroughly debunked as hers was, that would have ended the discussion. These days, it is barely even part of the discussion. These days, facts seem overmatched by falsehood, too slow to catch them, too weak to stop them.
Indeed, falsehoods are harder to kill than a Hollywood zombie. Run them through with fact, and still they shamble forward, fueled by echo chamber media, ideological tribalism, cognitive dissonance, a certain imperviousness to shame, and an understanding that a lie repeated long enough, loudly enough, becomes, in the minds of those who need to believe it, truth.
That is the lesson of the birthers and truthers, of Sen. Jon Kyl's "not intended to be a factual statement" about Planned Parenthood, of Glenn Beck's claim that conservatives founded the Civil Rights Movement, and of pretty much every word Michele Bachmann says. It seems that not only are facts no longer important, but they are not even the point.
Rather, the point is the construction and maintenance of an alternate narrative designed to enhance and exploit the receiver's fears, his or her sense of prerogatives, entitlement, propriety and morality under siege from outside forces.The strangest aspect of persistent lying is that it exacts no penalty from the credibility of the liars. In a nation with truth as a social norm, Palin, Beck, Kyl, and Bachmann would long since have been laughed out of the national conversation.
Read more here: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/07/01/154586/leonard-pitts-jr-on-facts-lies.html#storylink=omni_popular?storylink=addthis#storylink=cpy
Because wingnuts clamor to be lied to and the media no longer care about anything other than eyeballs on their ads, we are a nation on the path to failure. It may already be too late to rescue the greatness of America from its self-professedly loyal destroyers.
Living a lie will do that to you.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Does Bachmann count?
If there's anyone retarded from the HPV vaccine, Michele's the one.
Though I suppose that's a pre-existing condition...
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Stand-up on the Titanic
If there aren't enough lifeboats again this time around to save the entertainment, instead of small string ensembles, maybe we'll get to swim in the bracing North Atlantic to gallows humor:
Calling the results of today’s Iowa straw poll “alarming,” Standard and Poor’s took the unprecedented action of downgrading Iowa’s IQ.We've already hit the iceberg. How long till we go down by the head? Carpathia, are you out there?
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Sectarian laws
Granted that the well-fanned flames of anti-shariah panic spring from bigotry in almost every instance.
The more tangible effect of the movement, opponents say, is the spread of an alarmist message about Islam.... The anti-Shariah campaign, they say, appears to be an end in itself, aimed at keeping Muslims on the margins of American life.The loons who oppose any mosque in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, don't do it because they are in fact in any danger at all. They do it because they hate Muslims, don't want them living next door, and don't want them worshipping any god but theirs.
They've reached the point where most of them will grudgingly give Catholics a pass, at least until they get the Southern Baptist theocracy they want established. And this will differ from shariah how exactly? I am the lord thy god, and thou shall have no other gods before me. It's such a huuuge difference to smite a heretic in the name of god, instead of the name of god in Arabic.
But I digress.
The truth is that, despite anti-shariah's genealogy of bigotry, I don't want any ecclesiastical law - not canon law, not rabbinic law, and especially not shariah - to determine the outcome of cases in American courts. I want secular law to dominate. I'm happy to have diverse ethnic and religious people in America, but America is a shared political idea of common liberty under law. It shouldn't be a place where one neighborhood has rights for women and one neighborhood can treat them as chattel.
Sure, we have only attained this enlightenment ourselves recently. That only means we shouldn't draw self-flattering conclusions about how wonderful we are, not that we should surrender the real progress we've made as if it weren't really progress after all.
One actual case I've heard of in which shariah was considered (in Florida, of all places, if I remember correctly) was a family law case submitted to an Islamic arbitrator by mutual consent of the parties. Since both the man and the woman were represented by American lawyers, that sounds pretty reasonable. Still, think of the social pressure on the woman to accept her lesser legal standing and thus to achieve a lesser outcome. A Muslim woman who immigrates to America should (and does) gain all the rights of the American woman she has become.
Here's another case in which justice was delayed, though not denied:
Critics most typically cite a New Jersey case last year in which a Moroccan woman sought a restraining order against her husband after he repeatedly assaulted and raped her. The judge denied the request, finding that the defendant lacked criminal intent because he believed that his wife must comply, under Islamic law, with his demand for sex.America is in no danger whatsoever of the establishment of widespread shariah. None. The anti-shariah movement is built to frighten and manipulate credulous wingnut fools. Keeping them in a constant state of uproar and fear - so typical of conservatives - is an electoral strategy designed as red meat for the bigoted, nativist base of the Republican Party.
The decision was reversed on appeal.
The correct political reply from the left is not to defend shariah. We don't want to own this sort of statement:
“There’s a conflation between the idea of Islam being a universalist, proselytizing religion and reducing it to a totalitarian movement,” said Mohammad Fadel, an associate professor specializing in Islamic law at the University of Toronto. “All good propaganda is based on half-truths.”Islam is not a universalist religion. It's not inclusive. It's absolutist. Its social and political incarnations in the Middle East, Asia, and Africa practice by and large only the barest religious tolerance - if any. Speaking of propaganda based on half-truths...
Perhaps our political response should start by mocking the silly fears of ignernt teabaggers. But mainly it's to say quite calmly and directly that we all live under the Constitution and English Common Law, and that we don't need any precedents, statutes, or case law from any religious legalisms. For example, we don't need Michele Bachmann submitting to her husband like a good little religious wife - fundamentalist Christian or Muslim, take your pick, we don't want either.
Update: Outrage piled upon outrage, so thick and high I could quote almost any single paragraph. Here are two short ones:
Ms. Mohammedi’s uncle visited her in jail to say she had shamed the family, and promised that they would kill her once she was released. Her father, an illiterate laborer who works in Iran, sorrowfully concurred. He cried during two visits to the jail, saying almost nothing to his daughter. Blood, he said, was perhaps the only way out.Do we actually imagine in a century we could fix this lawless backward society? It would take a mythic race of avenging Amazons killing every uncle who murdered his niece and every father who acquiesced. As brutally and publicly as possible.
“What we would ask is that the government should kill both of them,” said the father, Kher Mohammed.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Why conservatives think liberals found a messiah in Barack Obama
Psychological projection. A messiah is what fundie wingnuts want, and they assume we reason as badly as they do about how the world should be.
Michele Bachmann has the overwhelming narcissism to think that God wants her to be President. Because her husband says so. Oy vey.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Only encourages them
You can't save old people's or poor people's lives:
"I don't think I can vote for someone like that," Pennsylvania Republican Eric Tolbert said. "He says he's sorry, but how do I know that's the real Mitt Romney? What happens if he gets elected and tries to help sick people again?"That's just an incentive for them to get sick more and more. Are we going to have to save their lives over and over again?
"I like Michele Bachmann now," Tolbert added. "Because what this country needs is a president who doesn't give a fuck about helping people.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Like Mecca for stupid
The Republican Presidential race, of course, even though that's an awful oxymoron.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
The next wingnut crush
The perfect candidate for the base Republican base is a porn star who has found Jesus - right after aging out of the biz, conveniently. Can you imagine a 35-year-old silicone marvel distracting the mouth-breathers from the clever, behind-the-scenes ministrations of the gray eminences of the right, say Newt Gingrich?
Impossible, you say. Even they couldn't sink so low.
Ha. In the race to the bottom, there is no bottom. As low as their base voters will let them go, they'll go. The Republicans don't care what their pandering might destroy. Look at all the institutions they're gleeful about trying openly to kill. They believe that destruction is positive - as long as they're doing the destroying themselves.
After Scott Brown, someone attractive who shows more than he did is the natural next step in a long line of ever prettier, ever more vacuous figureheads.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Nostalgic for a past that never existed
Conservatives used to wax nostalgic for the1950s, a quiet, industrious society in which women knew their place and black people were invisible or didn't last long if they didn't say their best Jim Crow yassuh. But at least those reactionary conservatives could remember what they wanted to return to.
At least, that fantasy golden age was real. Not that golden in many ways, but it did exist, and the conservatives of the time following could remember it.
Today's teabaggers pine for a time and a country that never existed. Michele Bachmann's dislocation of the birthplace of the American Revolution is the least of it. She just shows herself to be ignorant, and isn't that part of her attraction for the teabag reactionaries? For her idiocrat ilk to own the Revolution, she needs to move it from undeserving blue Massachusetts to (formerly) red New Hampshire. VoilĂ .
This wasn't just a slip of the Bachmann's shrill and blistering tongue. She said it more than once. It was part of her prepared remarks even if it never reached her teleprompter or her paper text.
Wingnut commenters everywhere defend Bachmann by claiming equivalence with Barack Obama's 57 state slip. Since they obviously reason poorly, it's not surprising that they would falsely equate a slip of the tongue with persistent ignorance. They themselves are too ignorant to tell the difference.
Teapublicans pine for a world of their own devising. They create memories out of their dreams and claim for them truth.
- The Founders were conservatives.
- America is a Christian nation.
- The Constitution frames a federal government only slightly stronger than the Articles of Confederation did. (What's the Articles of Confederation, 'twingers ask...)
- The Founders worked to abolish slavery (another Bachmann special).
- Most slaves lived happily in bondage.
- The Civil War was a war of northern aggression.
- The Robber Barons were nice men who employed millions and should have been praised, not prosecuted.
- The League of Nations was a terrible idea. Actually, they've never even heard of the League of Nations.
- The Great Depression was caused by lazy, no-account spongers. No wait, that's the Great Recession.
- Anyway, nothing FDR did (other than getting us into WWII) helped the economy.
- Vietnam was a righteous war.
- The 1960s were a horrible time in which everything worsened.
- Richard Nixon was framed.
- Ronald Reagan never raised taxes.
- Star Wars can work.
- Who needs the State Department? We've got DoD.
- Social Security is demographically doomed (even though one of Reagan's tax increases solved the problem in advance!).
- The Iraq war was righteous. Is righteous. After all, they attacked us on 9/11 and they had WMD.
- It's o.k. to turn any Islamic country into a glass parking lot if they say something we don't like. Collateral damage to the innocent? Deal with it bitches. The U.S. is exceptional.
- Torture is good when we do it, an act of war when they do it.
- Due process is for babies, and we don't need no stinking habeas corpus.
- Obamacare is free (and socialist).
- Despite consistent and incredible successes, environmental law is destroying the economy.
- Science is a conspiracy to turn the world oppressive and socialist.
- White people, especially men, are massively discriminated against in our society.
- Sharia is coming.
- No other country has anything to teach us, now or ever.
- The free market can exist and it can solve every problem of resource allocation perfectly.
- Rich people deserve ... everything.
They're ahistorical morons. And they're winning.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Even if it hurts their feelings
How to get bullshit out of our discourse? Mock, rinse, repeat:
Mock. Point. Laugh. State facts. Satirize. Call a lie, a lie. Mock again. Laugh again. Point to facts again. Repeat. Repeat again. Repeat yet again, until everyone thinks twice before ever uttering anything so destructive, ignorant and idiotic in public.Michael Lind is a good guy, but he's just wrong when he calls on liberals not to mock Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and Michele Bachmann. Mockery is one of our most potent weapons.
How more people skewering right-wing falsehoods would not lead to a better world escapes me.
We need to raise the price to be paid for stupid bullshit. We ought to be embarrassing them with their own lack of good sense. Every damn time.
The Teapublican brand should mean stupid, illiterate, lying tripe.
(h/t Pharyngula)
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Media whore Wolf Blitzer
CNN has always been about placing product. The teabaggers just offer a particularly dangerous and worthless product. They must pay their bills, though, which is plenty good enough for CNN.
There are of course product placements everywhere. I was idly watching a repeat of "Bones" tonight, and there's Angela bragging how great her minivan is for hauling an artist's gear - normal enough, but she pointedly gives its name (which I decline to repeat).
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Why Republicans have to lie
Republicans want to bring back the old deal, the 1929 deal:
Among other changes, the Ryan Roadmap proposes:The GOP wants you to be all alone and on your own. If you deserved help, you wouldn't need it, not even if you were actually paying for it.
- Raising taxes only on those Americans making between
$20,000 and $200,000, while slashing taxes in half
for the wealthiest Americans. The middle class would
pay higher average tax rates than millionaires – an
unprecedented reversal of progressive U.S. tax policy.- Eliminating taxation of corporate income and replacing
it with a consumption tax that would disproportionately
hit middle-class Americans.- Placing the entire burden of deficit reduction on
spending cuts. The Ryan Roadmap prioritizes dismantling
social insurance programs, not balancing
the budget.- Replacing Medicare and Medicaid with inadequate
vouchers to purchase health insurance in a broken
marketplace.- Privatizing Social Security for wealthy Americans
and ending Social Security’s role as universal social
insurance with benefits tied to lifetime earnings.
Republicans don't give a shit about the deficit either:
The hefty tax hikes on the middle class included in theRepublicans use the deficit as a way to perpetually cut taxes on the wealthy. If there were no deficit, you middle class peons might actually expect something from your government. And they can't have you expecting that!
plan do not go toward deficit reduction. Nor does the
Roadmap’s overall revenue plan improve the long-term
fiscal outlook. The plan actually reduces federal revenue
relative to either current law or current policy.
Unless there's a war (to protect their lifestyle). Then you can expect a draft notice.
(h/t Meteor Blades at DailyKos)
Update: In case you imagined that Paul Ryan (R-plutocracy and penury go together) might become unpopular in the Republican caucus because of his proposals, he's giving the GOP response to President Obama's State of the Union address. In an attempt to make Ryan look moderate, Michele Bachmann will lip-synch a Glenn Beck monologue in an unofficial Teapublican response.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Triumph of packaging
I was going to write a longish screed on the right's embrace of looks over substance - Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Scott Brown, and now Christine O'Donnell. But this sums it up much more succinctly.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Which side are you on?
Republicans are for the corporation:
"It is a tragedy of the first proportion that a private corporation can be subjected to what I would characterize as a shakedown, in this case a $20 billion shakedown."These so-called conservatives don't give a shit about the damage BP did and is still doing.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Alienation from media
They want to marginalize people like me, the ones they can't bullshit.
Benjamin cites numerous Bachmann statements that demonstrate her penchant for bizarre claims (and there are many he omitted), but points to only one Grayson statement: his famous floor speech in which he claimed: "If you get sick in America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly." One could reasonably object to that statement as unduly inflammatory rhetoric, but Grayson was one of the only members of Congress willing to forcefully connect health care policy to the actual lives (and deaths) of American citizens. There's nothing crazy about dramatically emphasizing that causal connection; far crazier is to ignore it.If you're nuts and want to speak more than once to the news media, you had better be a right-winger.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Rally 'round the wingnuts
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The amazing thing is that the teabagger movement keeps emailing me, as if they could possibly win me over. Today, I received two emails, one from Arkansas, the other threatening a lawsuit based on the Tenth Amendment if health reform passes. Guess they'll hire Orly Taitz...



