Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts

Monday, September 6, 2010

85 IQ points

You need very little intelligence and no knowledge whatsoever to have an opinion about the new Oval Office decor, but Candy Crowley and CNN will pander to the stupid, moronic lowest common denominator by pretending it matters. In a balanced way.

This is why there's hardly any useful news on TV. It's an entertainment medium for the terminally dumb. Crowley even reads her teleprompter with the same air of frowning bafflement as Duhbya used to.

No wonder we seem to be on the edge of moving from disappointing results from two years of national repair back to the people who took eight years to fuck us up beyond recognition - and then even further into teabagger extremeness. As a nation, we appear to be too stupid to notice that we're getting fooled again by all the same bullshit.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Apologia

How about this: "I'm sorry you're a thin-skinned authoritarian idiot who doesn't understand the concept of entertainment."

Does Ahmadinejad also think we should apologize to ourselves for the U.S. movies that insult the U.S. in some chip-on-the-shoulder way? Or just for the ones that insult our intelligence?

If the latter, will the Iranians also apologize for insulting our intelligence with this demand? I'll say one thing, I won't apologize for insulting Ahmadinejad's intelligence.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Money talks

Of course, much of the time what it says is bullshit. The Globe story is useful to remind people that what they hear on commercial media can often be bought. But, really, did anyone ever expect wingnut radio to be fair? To be even-handed? To provide a level playing field?

Peter Blute and others like him (Rush, Bill O., to name just two) must indeed be entertainers. It's entertaining even to me that they pose as journalists when they're on the air, while claiming only the non-responsible role of entertainer any time larger responsibilities come up (say, just to name one, responsibility to truth).

When we gave up the Fairness Doctrine, we gave ownership of our commonweal's airwaves to people like these. It ain't coming back; better keep our bullshit detectors working.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Crime and entertainment cheek by jowl

Nothing else to report on. This is the important stuff anyway.

Yeah, true confessions, I clicked on "Zoo Tiger Attack".

Monday, January 14, 2008

Why newspapers are dying

There are many reasons for the slow wasting away of newspapers. One that has been missed is this: Newspapers were accustomed to being the only game in town, and the market for current events has become much more segmented than their traditional model.

Oh, sure, TV came along in the 1950s and brought competition. However, at the time, TV took its news values from print. It covered stories in something approaching depth, and it had pictures to boot. Still, there were only three networks, and they were broadcasting.

Even before cable, though, entertainment values oozed in. Remember weather girls? Now all news readers have to be beautiful. No more dour serious journalists. Sports segments got longer and longer. Eventually, the hard news pieces got softer to keep up, and network executives found that they could capture a lot more eyeballs with puppies and missing persons than with the arcana of the federal budget.

Still, newspapers didn't adjust their audience expectations. True, virtually all the evening papers closed, the need for them erased by the nightly news. But the big three were broadcasting to everyone, so newspapers continued to write for everyone.

The advent of cable TV news further segmented the market. It wasn't, of course, the only force. News magazines spawned celebrity gossip-zines.

Newspapers refused to give up their long lost broad audience, but cable started narrowcasting to niche audiences. Bill O'Reilly owns the delusional, ossified, egotistical gasbag segment, despite lots of competition, but even his audience is not very large. Multiplying him a hundred times (oh, god, please, NOOO!) chips a lot of eyeballs off the front page of the Boston Globe. Chris Matthews takes the blithering sexists with poor impulse control. Jon Stewart takes the kids who grew up with TV and already know it's all bullshit. Keith Olbermann wins people who want to giant slalom between news and punch lines, while Stewart is in a quick slalom.

Newspapers kept trying to be everything to everyone, and no matter how many soft features they add or news you can use they deliver about how to get your Christmas tree out the door without scratching the paint, they're still bleeding readers. They're even bleeding guys like me, and the reason is that they're in a niche market, too, but they haven't dealt with that yet.

Meanwhile, the core audience for newspapers, people like me who want deeper coverage of the news, even when there's no way to get good art, are finding less and less in them to justify the gray ink all over our hands. We want to know what actually happened yesterday. We don't want reporters striving for a scoop to pretend to know what's going to happen tomorrow or next week. We want some seasoned insight about what topics touch what other topics and the benefit of the reporter's contacts, as long as the reporter vets the quotes for bullshit and bluntly puts it in context.

Instead, newspapers are taking their news values from TV, which means they value entertainment more than information. Their medium is just not well-positioned to compete in entertainment (though the web is changing that).

True, the core readers of newspapers are not 100% of adults, not even close. But we're at least a quarter of the population, and we tend to be affluent, aware, and sometimes even influential, just the perfect eyeballs to deliver to advertisers.

And the papers are screwing that up, too, alienating us by trying to hang onto what they've already lost.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

WGO vs. WGA

As in we've got ours. When the studios claim they want "reasonable compromises that are in the best interests of our entire industry," keep your hand on your wallet.

The quotes from the press releases show exactly who is interested in negotiating. The studios just want to steal.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Granddad in cool shades

The New York Times publishes John McCain's presidential obituary today. The press still likes him, and they can't resist retelling the consensus narrative about the plain-spoken maverick, but they won't hide his mossy jokes and irrelevance any more.

McCain's on a nostalgia tour. He's not a hot act any more. (What, you think something matters other than entertainment values?)

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Medium is the message

All you have to remember to understand the media is that entertainment values matter much more than news values.

News values are chiefly important so that the media can say "First Amendment" to avoid all accountability.

(Originally a comment on Brad DeLong's blog.)