Sunday, October 26, 2008

What the world really, really needs

... is more political speeches, especially if they're - snicker - from Ralph Nader.

Also in the realm of people with not enough to do to keep them busy:

Under Guinness World Record rules, a campaign speech must be at least 10 minutes long with at least 10 people at each stop who didn't come with the candidate.
Otherwise, Nader could go speed-dating and shatter his own record while trying out this line: "If you won't sleep with me, can I at least count on your vote?"

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