Seeing blue

What's with CNN's obsession with geriatric porn? First the 1000-year-old stripper, now a Japanese Methuselah, still shooting at 73. No mention of how much ED medication he needs to keep up his demanding, uh, schedule.

I'm only fifty, and already my (slightly younger) sister has sent me a birthday card that said, "My dog saw you naked. He says your birthday suit needs ironing."

Is McCNN trying to convince us that John McCain might possibly also be this vigorous? I thought we didn't want a horn-dog in the White House.

Is seventy supposed to be the new twenty-five? By all means, keep going. But, please, not for the camera.