Satire, I hope

Hard to tell sometimes, but I fervently hope that no one is really this insane:

FRANKENWEENIE WILL NEVER WIN! THIS GUY IS A PRO'ABORTION, RAPIST THAT WANTS TO STEAL THE LECTION AFTER HE GAVE RITCHIE ALL THE MONEY THAT HE SHOULD HAVE PAID FOR TAXES IN 32 STATES. HE PAID MOST ELECTION JUDGES AND OBAMA WILL NEVER TOUCH HIM. HE AVOIDS FRANKENWEENIE LIKE THE PLAGUE. FRANKEN IS A CONVICTED FELON AND, CONSTITUTIONALLY CANNOT LEGALLY HOLD THE POSITION OF SENATE WITHOUT FACING POSSIBLE SODOMY JAILTIME.

On a story about tongue piercings of all things. The alternative explanation to satire is a pioneer in the new fad of brain-piercing.

(Although, the mere presence of such a bullshit story does signal a return to normalcy after Al Franken's victory in Minnesota.)