What about their packages?

How can CNN/Money report these Fannie Mae resignations without asking how much the four executives are taking out with them in severance? Shouldn't that be the first goddamn question that any cub reporter with half a brain would ask? Oh, right, it's an AP story.

I'm really dying for a media in which the first weed-out qualification is an extreme distaste for kissing ass. Because right now our journalists are waaay too polite any time they're not probing into blow jobs, prostitution, or wide stances.

(And, as you may have noticed, I'm feeling even less polite than usual today.)