Flak jacket at the ready

Blood 'n' guts McCain hopes that Obama will look like Michael Dukakis when he puts on a flak jacket and a helmet to tour the latest safe Baghdad marketplace. The problem for McCain is that is that he has already shown us how silly he looks strolling through under escort by choppers and GIs.

Memo to the Obama campaign: Say, "We'll decide our travel schedule, thank you. Feel free to keep counting the days. How many days since the invasion? How many days since McCain voted for it?"