A poor craftsman

A reporter whose job bores him needs a new job.

I don't know about you, but when I'm bored, I start eating. That's why I'm worried about ruining my diet while covering the 2008 North American Leaders' Summit with President Bush and his counterparts from Canada and Mexico.

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So this is what it's like to cover the president. Some days it's all popes and presidents. Other days it's just beignets and, yes, bread pudding.

One that's not catered.

Yeah, I'm just a humorless blogger who can't take a little self-deprecating levity. I'm serious all the time.

Ed, a small clue: We can see through your pose of self-deprecation to the sense of entitlement and your reveling in your proximity to greatness.