David Vitter watch, day 273 (or so)

Vitter's (imaginary) testimony:

"Sen. Vitter, is it true that you possess a penis?" asked prosecutor Daniel Butler.

"Yes, though my wife did make some threats."

"No vagina in your other pair of pants?"

"Mr. Butler!" remonstrated Judge James Robertson.

"I apologize for my co-counsel, your honor," said Catherine Connelly. "We have no further questions for this witness. There is a 63-year-old woman I need to ask about her menses."

"Sen. Vitter, you're excused."

"Thank you for your discretion, your honor."

There's a reason what we're getting is called 'titillation'. Women have 'em.