Tattoo you

Sick (and not with a teenager's positive connotation):

Mr. Stone, who has referred to politics as “performance art,” is a longtime Republican consultant known for hardball politics and a cloak-and-dagger sensibility. He started out as a teenager in the campaign of Richard M. Nixon, and has a tattoo of the former president’s head on his back.

You'd better believe that the Republicans have a strong oppo network that is constantly turning over rocks in hope of finding this sort of crap.