The handful of you who are still tuning in to the endless purgatory of Republican (non) Presidential debates no doubt noticed when John King vacuously asked the four horse's-ass-men of democracy's apocalypse for a single word to sum themselves up. King of course gave enough forewarning that they were able to come up with self-flattering, thematically aligned, bullshit marketing.
That is not what I do, so...
- Newt Gingrich - megalomaniac
- Ron Paul - mammon-worshipping
- Mitt Romney - wealthy
- Rick Santorum - theocratic