Liberty and justice for all.
Give me liber-tits or give me... whatever!"Is this Macy's?""Um-hmm.""I got this governorship for Christmas. Anyhoo, it doesn't fit anymore.""Did you get a gift receipt, ma'am?""Can I just bring it back for a credit on the Presidency?"
Uh, squid, not that Princess Palin doesn't deserve every possible snark, but I think the new lady libertine is probably Snooki.
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