Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Renee Loth fail

After getting results from my town in the Massachusetts special election to replace former Sen. John Kerry, I tuned in WBUR for a little NPR vamping until the full results were in. Renee Loth, late of the Boston Globe, managed to offer a couple of factoids in the space of five minutes that were bullshit:

  1. Turnout was poor in the 2010 Senate special between Scott Brown (R-dang, I should have taken on Markey) and Martha Coakley (D-what's a fen weigh?).  For a special election in January, turnout was immense - 54%.
  2. Elizabeth Warren (D-could you be President please) ran in a "rematch" against Scott Brown. Sheesh, she and Coakley are both petite, middle-aged blondes, but that's like saying Markey's race against Gomez, another specialty-coat-wearing handsome guy was a rematch against Brown, which would be stupid.
There was another one, but after basketball and beer, I don't remember it. If only Loth had had the stones to acknowledge her lack of memory.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I knew you were due for a Liz Warren (D - Wagon Burner) slobbering session. Yeah...I figured you would start trying to run her and her papoose for lady president. Maybe you could finally get that low level servant job cleaning her moccasins after she takes a few laps on the pervert's jogging track at the White House.

lovable liberal said...

If you think that's slobbering, you must suffer from dry mouth. Certainly not a dry sense of humor...

You wingnuts don't even do ridicule well. Pitiful...