You had it wrong. Those Appalachian mining towns? Paradise on earth. Only the occasional case of rickets. Wait till you get the inestimable privilege of living in the company nation.
Hans Gruber had it wrong. Steal $600,000,000,000 (wild guess) and not only will they not find you, you'll have open advocates in the Senate and of course the Wall Street Journal excusing your manifest and continuing racketeering.
[W]e’ll see pro-banker politicians denounce the proposed settlement, asserting that it’s all about defending the rule of law. But what they’re actually defending is the exact opposite — a system in which only the little people have to obey the law, while the rich, and bankers especially, can cheat and defraud without consequences.
Richard Nixon had it wrong. It's not against the law if the Chamber of Commerce says it isn't.
Alvin Toffler had it wrong. Corporations won't need their own armies once they've consolidated their hostile takeover of government.
Oh, yeah, I guess you're already privileged. Though of course your four legs are merely good, not deserving of the rewards that come to your betters climbing over you on two legs.