Newt Gingrich (R-cheating for the flag) did two wives wrong because of his overwhelming boner for America. He was working hard and long cheek to cheek with other (younger) women, and he needed sex relief. Right there in the Speaker's office. If Bill Clinton could get some in the Oval Office...
John Ensign (R-much better looking than Harry Reid) had to go him one better and have an affair with a close friend's wife. That personal sacrifice shows just how much Ensign loves America. He was willing to wreck four lives at once and maybe get his own mother indicted for perjury for her involvement in paying hush money.
Top that, Gingrich! Isn't it about time you found someone to cheat with on Callista? She has to be expecting it.
What sweet young wingnut sycophant will be the next last refuge of a scoundrel?
Monday, April 25, 2011
More patriotic than Newt
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