Monday, April 7, 2008

Testify, brother!

David Vitter's nightmare: He's on the stand, trying not to say anything interesting enough to make the evening news, when he realizes he's not wearing any clothes and the hooker from the Big Easy that he called by his wife's name is on her knees in front of him. Oh, God! The sin...

And Eliot Spitzer comes running in with his checkbook open...

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