Which side are you on?

Tax cuts for the wealthy - that don't change their living standards - or Social Security to protect the much less well-off and still deserving elderly?  Take your pick.

Republicans choose Paris Hilton.  I choose Granny.  Still waiting to see which President Obama chooses.

Commando heiress

The McCain campaign is bragging that Paris Hilton supports their energy plan, even though that's bullshit. It's a pretty lame response to being mocked.

If you want to understand my headline, click the image to see it full-size and take a close look. Keep your pants on, girl!

Oh, crap, now I've succumbed to the August silly season.

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Interracial dissing

Everyone loves Paris in the springtime. Except for Barack.

Click image for full Nick Anderson/Houston Chronicle cartoon.