But conservatives deserve help

At least that's what they think. The rest of us - y'know, Americans? Just a bunch of sponging weasely freeloaders who can't make it on our own without taxing success to death...

The Daily Show - Lactate Intolerance
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The George Carlin clip starts at 2:12 or so here.