Salvia madness

Someone somewhere might be smiling for no reason. Pass a law! Criminalize a damn flowering annual before they take over!

"I'm a zero-tolerance guy. I don't like anything mind-altering. Period. Paragraph," said [Bill] Horne, [executive director of Genesis Counseling Services in Framingham].

Except for stupidity. Next they'll demand that we all plant anhedonia, and you know how ugly that shit is.