Too good to be true

The Plainfield, N.H., anti-tax loonies failed to notice that another of their beliefs was too good to be true. Their transparently bogus and thoroughly litigated legal theories would have conveniently excused them from paying taxes. Their new "friends" turned out to be U.S. Marshals, who arrested them.

There are other loonies:

Yesterday supporters of the Browns posted outraged messages on the couple's MySpace page. "Browns Kidnapped by US Marshals!" one posting read. On another website, one supporter wrote: "My God, it's a police state. Get your guns ready."

Apparently now, kidnap means any arrest I don't agree with, and police state means any state that has police. These people are a dictionary unto themselves, too, having learned their newspeak skills from Duhbya.